The Office Quotes:
Jim: "From time to time I send Dwight faxes... from himself... from the future."
Jan: "We haven't made final decisions about personal yet, but you're a severance package person."
Dwight: "The title of Michael's book is "Something weird is going on: What did Jan say?" The Michael Scott story by Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute."
Michael: "Listen up everyone, I have some news... We're screwed!"
Jim: "I always knew the branch would be shut down someday, but I thought it would be because Michael sold the building for some magic beans."