The Office Quotes for the Merger:
Great episode last night! I found a copy of "Lazy Scranton".
Michael: [rapping] "Call poison control if you’re bit by a spider."
Michael & Dwight: "But check that it’s covered by your healthcare provider!"
Andy: "Good luck over there Tuna, cross me and I will destroy you!"
Dwight: "Last week I out ran a pepper snake."
Dwight: "I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther."
Meredith: "Where did you get that salad?"
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