The Office

"Traveling Salesman" Season 3 Episode 12

Harvey: I am Harvey, a computer. Jim sucks.
Jim: Zing!
Harvey: Pam, you look very hot today.
Harvey: Me so horny. Me love you long tim.
Pam: Who’s long tim?
Harvey: Me love yoy long time.Jim: Well yoy should bring long tim in one day.
Harvey: Get out of my off-ive.
Harvey: Boobs.

Andy: I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
Michael: What?
Andy: Schruted it. It’s just this thing people say around your office all the time. Like when you screw something up in a really irreversible way. You Schruted it. I don’t know where it comes from though. You think it comes from Dwight Schrute?
Michael: I don’t know. Who knows how words are formed.

Michael: “Next up, the super fly Stan lee.”
Stanley: “Pass.”
Michael: “You can’t pass.”
Stanley: “Oh, I’ll take……the kid.”

Ryan: “I was very honored to be his 2nd selection, right after pass.”

Dwight: One of my life goals was to die right here in this desk chair. And today that dream was shattered.

Ryan: Dwight will be missed. Not by me so much…but he will be missed.

Andy: Sebring, by Chrysler. A heck of a motor carriage.