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The Office Quotes:

Last nights episode was great, and we found out that Angela is a vegetarian. Go Veggies!

Angela: “Don’t go they eat monkey brains.”
Michael: “Indians do not eat monkey brains, and if they do sign me up because I’m sure they are very tasty and nutritional.”

Angela: “I’m a vegetarian, what is there to eat?”
Indian guy: “It’s all vegetarian food.”
Angela: “I’ll just take bread. And you put your hand on it!”

Michael: “These smores are disgusting!”
Carol: “They are not smores, they are samosas”
Michael: “Do you think they have smores?”

Michael: "Is your marriage the kind of thing where when you die she has to throw herself on a fire?"

Michael: "Hey, why don't I come with you because I have this book called the Karma Sutra."
Carol: "Goodnight, Michael"

Pam: "What are you doing?"
Michael: "What are you doing?"
Pam: "I am rejecting your kiss!"