tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35914968.post4813314045759322061..comments2024-03-28T02:31:31.381-05:00Comments on What to Wear During an Orange Alert?: Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04141915050789751090noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35914968.post-21216337076401190252006-12-15T21:30:00.000-06:002006-12-15T21:30:00.000-06:00Dwight: He was already dead, and we Schrutes use e...Dwight: He was already dead, and we Schrutes use every part of the goose. The meat has a delicious smoky rich flavor. Plus, you can use the molten goose grease and save it in the refrigerator, thus saving you a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease.<br />Jim: Wow. Win-win.<br />Dwight: Exactly, thank you, Jim.<br />Phyllis: I like goose. If it’s already dead, is it so crazy if we eat it?<br />Creed: That’s crazy. It’s crazy.<br /><br />Michael: Hey! I would like a nice slice of Christmas Pam. Side of candy Pams. And perhaps some Pam chops. With mint …<br />Pam: Can I help you Michael?<br />Michael: I’m looking for the toy drive box.<br />Pam: It’s behind you.<br />Michael: Okay … well, I need to put this bike in there. I hope it’ll fit, with all these little knickknacks …<br /><br />Jim: It’s a bold move to Photoshop yourself into a picture with your girlfriend and her kids on a ski trip with their real father. But then again, Michael’s a bold guy. Is bold the right word?Jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04141915050789751090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35914968.post-59021954244433686312006-12-15T10:11:00.000-06:002006-12-15T10:11:00.000-06:00Karen: "Does anyone ever stand up to Angela?"
Pam...Karen: "Does anyone ever stand up to Angela?"<br />Pam: "I think one her cats did one time. She came in with scratches all over her face."<br /><br />Michael – “She was the one.”<br />Jim – “No she wasn’t, you hardly knew her.”<br />Michael – “You’re right. I put a mark on her arm to tell her apart from the other one.”<br /><br />Karen and Pam: "Angela, do you want to merge the two parties?"<br />Angela: "Does your karaoke machine have Christmas songs?"<br />K&P: "Yes, but we don't have a power cord."<br />Angela: "I may have seen one around." <br />Angela goes and pulls the power cord out from the plant pot.Jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04141915050789751090noreply@blogger.com